Pepto, Never Leave Home Without It!

Last week a lady in my class was feeling nauseous so I offered her some of my Pepto Bismal (And yes I carry pepto with me EVERY where, it's better than sliced bread) and she took it. Do you know what happened today during that same class? The lady made me a homemade 'thank you' card and gave me TWO, not one, but TWO candy bars! Lesson learned: one pepto pill is worth two candy bars, even if the cashier at the store thinks it's shoplifting.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red, unless they are pink

And usually they smell good, but sometimes they stink

Violets are blue, at least that’s what people say

Happy almost Valentine’s Day

If I could ask Cupid for one thing

It would be to go boop, bop, bing!

Which translates into, “please let me on your show”

Or I am going to look as sad as my big ugly toe

I hope Cupid’s arrow does not miss

Because us being BFF's would be heavenly bliss

So don’t forget that roses are orange

Violets are green

And someday I hope to see you on the big screen