I think Ellen and I could make the bestest of friends, so this is the blog I have made for Ellen and will email it to her everyday in hopes that she will eventually agree to letting me on her show...and becoming best friends.
Friday, December 30, 2011
Blood Confusion
So I had to get blood work done this morning to get my cholesterol checked (side note: I HATE needles, that has nothing to do with this story but I just want you to know how much they freak me out). Anyways...I walked into the hospital and asked the lady at the entrance where I go to get blood work. She said "past the clock on your right." That sounds simple right? Well I started walking down the hallway and there were four clocks, so I just picked one and walked into a room on my right and luckily it was the right place (who needs a GPS? not me!). So I was sitting in the waiting room and an old man (at first I thought it was a woman) walks in and the receptionist says, "Blood work or confusion?" I laughed to myself because I figured a lot of people must get lost just like I almost did (who needs that many clocks?) As I continued to wait, I looked around and noticed the two different hallways. One hallway was for blood work and the other one was for blood infusions. So I'm guessing the receptionist actually said infusion and not confusion. So in a nutshell I am probably going to hell for laughing at an old man who was getting a blood infusion and I guess I was the only person there "infused." Sorry sir, hope everything works out!
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