"You Can Call Me Al. . ."

Ellen, I have a serious question for you. This is super serious, so I want you to take your time and think before you answer this. Ready? Okay, here it goes, how do you feel about Paul Simon? I will sing one of his songs while I am waiting for your answer, don't let this influence your decision, I will only be completely crushed if you answer in the wrong way, no big deal. "I can call you Betty and Betty you can call me Al, nah nah nah nah nah, hmmm hmmm hmmmm" I hope you know what song I was singing otherwise you might interpret that previous sentence as me introducing myself to your mom as Al and trying to talk with a mouthful of peanut butter. Well I don't know anymore of the lyrics so I'm hoping you have come to your answer. You like him too?! Twinsies! That's weird, see I told you we would get along. Well I am glad you like Paul Simon just as much as I do, I think when I come on your show that you should play "You Can Call Me Al" when I come out and then we both can just jam out with Betty and some jars of peanut butter!