Kicked Out of an Art Museum

Ellen I don't know if I ever told you this but I go to Ohio State and Ohio State fans highly dislike the University of Michigan, more than we dislike classes before noon. Just keep this in mind for the story I am about to tell you. So today my mom and I were at the art museum in Chicago and everything was going great until I saw this girl with a Michigan shirt on. I happened to be wearing my lovely Ohio State shirt and pointed to it as I passed her. She quickly turned around, chased after me and started singing Michigan's Alma Mater. Well naturally I started singing Ohio State's right back at her. This caused a huge scene;paintings started to fall off the wall, windows wear breaking because of my awful voice and her awful song. One of the security officers came over and asked both of us to leave and we both went out kicking and screaming. I know she was only four years old but she started it first, plus it was her fault that she was wearing such an ugly shirt in the first place, right? I knew you would agree with me. Go BUCKS!