I think Ellen and I could make the bestest of friends, so this is the blog I have made for Ellen and will email it to her everyday in hopes that she will eventually agree to letting me on her show...and becoming best friends.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
A Four Letter Word. . .
A four letter word that no ones like to talk about except for me is going to be the focus for this post (poop). So last night I was watching your interview with Oprah and when you walked out, "I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross played. I love that song and probably listened to it at least eleven times today. I was talking to my friend tonight and I told her two things; 1. I thought I was about to get the "squirts" (they are what they sound like) and 2. I could not stop listening to Diana Ross's "I'm Coming Out." She asked me if that is the song I always sing when I am about to go to the bathroom and it's not but guess what? I think I'm going to make it be my bathroom song. I have never had a bathroom song before so I am PRETTY excited to go to the bathroom next; which knowing me could be any second or in seven days, either one.
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